What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 13:30
No way
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Gold overtakes euro as global reserve asset, ECB says - Financial Times
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
No go.
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
What is the story behind bhai dooj?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Is having white skin really that attractive?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
No, not a chance