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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 13:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Gold overtakes euro as global reserve asset, ECB says - Financial Times

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

No go.

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why should the US public listen to Lauren Boebert, the queen of hypocrisy tell us, "We need morals back in our nation" when her real-time video is the heartbeat of immoral? Why does her audio not match her video?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

How should you handle a situation where your friend tells you they like someone who also likes you? Should you tell them or continue as normal?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Is having white skin really that attractive?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

No, not a chance

What's wrong with white women?